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defianse:


Shailene Woodley photographed by Thomas Whiteside for Elle Magazine, Nov. 2013

Damn

MOM

omfg

Damyu

i saw this in the salon, she’s to be one of 2014’s It girls
  • tumblr gays: i just want someone to fuck me raw
  • tumblr gays: i wanna suck a thousand dicks
  • tumblr gays: hmu daddies
  • anon: id fuck you
  • tumblr gays: go to church *disgusted reaction gif*

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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guy:

when you find hair in your food

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rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 
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Mosh with the gorgeous girls 💛🍹

Anonymous said: If you are what you eat then what would that make you?

A cunt


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fivegoldencockrings:

Sometimes I wonder why I’m single, and then I open up grindr and realize why.