- tumblr gays: i just want someone to fuck me raw
- tumblr gays: i wanna suck a thousand dicks
- tumblr gays: hmu daddies
- anon: id fuck you
- tumblr gays: go to church *disgusted reaction gif*
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
Anonymous said: If you are what you eat then what would that make you?